Quote by Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Whe

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe. – Albert Einstein

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Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet – Albert Einstein

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No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. – Annie Leibovitz

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I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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Fathers represent another way of looking at life — the possibility of an alternative dialogue. – Louise J. Kaplan, Oneness and Separateness: From Infant to Individual, 1978

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