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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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