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Quote by Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
funny
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In my circle of friends, Ive always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I dont want the spotlight on me. – Rosie Perez

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funny

I dont write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. – Jennifer Weiner

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funny

I joke around a lot about the manic times because theyre funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. – Patty Duke

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funny

Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

Random Quotes

Theres something about being with a group of people who become like family that must be needed in society. – Jacqueline Bisset

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Family

All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you. – Christopher McCandless

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relationship

Such a faith would be fatal to my reason, to my liberty, and even to the success of my undertakings it would immediately transform me into a stupid slave, an instrument of the will and interests of others. – Mikhail Bakunin

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Faith

The chief prerequisite for a escort is to have a flexible conscience and an inflexible politeness. – Marguerite Blessington

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Conscience