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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book thats funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So theres all kinds of advantages to it. – Al Franken

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Its funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. – Liam Neeson

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He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! but Thats funny… – Isaac Asimov

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I like both athletic girls and girly girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go out and play sports with me and throw the football around, but you dont want a girl whos too much tougher than you. I like brainy girls who can respond to what Im saying. – Josh Hutcherson

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It would be nice if education was free to everyone who wanted it, but thats not the world we live in. – Glenda Jackson

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There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. – Cyril Connolly

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If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. – African Proverb

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