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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. – Nate Silver

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In the mean time I worship God, laying every wrong action under an interdict which I endeavour to respect, and I loathe the wicked without doing them any injury. – Giacomo Casanova

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I wore my first pair of Louboutins during this press tour. It was absolutely amazing, they werent heels, they were little shoes, but they were velvet and they were blue. – Chloe Moretz

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No one would talk much in society if they knew how often they misunderstood others. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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