Steven Wright's Quote - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. Hes got 30 years on stage… theres no telling him whats funny. – Harold Ramis

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Reading means borrowing. – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Aphorisms

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