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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Funny is funny is funny. – Bob Newhart

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I dont believe I deserved my friends. – Walt Whitman

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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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For sensitive human beings… a hole in the ego can be worse than a hole in the heart. – Norman Mailer, address at Hopwood Awards, University of Michigan, April 1984 #cr

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