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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

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Im not a believer in the pratfall. I dont think its funny just to have someone fall down. – Harold Ramis

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funny

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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funny

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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My sorrow, when shes here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane. – Robert Frost

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Medicine for the soul. – Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

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Men who care passionately for women attach themselves at least as much to the temple and to the accessories of the cult as to their goddess herself. – Marguerite Yourcenar

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If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon

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