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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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