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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all. – G.C. Lichtenberg

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Im a mum, so my wardrobe consists of sweaters and jeans. As long as I dont leave the house forgetting my jeans, I count that as a fashion success. – Gail Porter

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Meditation is silence. If you realize that you really know nothing, then you will be truly meditating. Such truthfulness is the right soil for silence. Silence is meditation. – Yogaswami

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