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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
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Im so unprofessional on set its not even funny. – Katharine McPhee

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funny

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they dont have their assistants and entourage, its funny to see what happens. – Daryl Hall

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funny

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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funny

Its a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. – Rick Baker

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funny

Random Quotes

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. – Lewis C. Henry

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Dieting

The basis of our political system is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government. – George Washington

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Government

We cant forget what happened on May 4th, 1970, when four students gave up their lives because they had the American constitutional right of peaceful protest. They gave up their lives. And to sing that song in that spot on that anniversary was very emotional for us. – Graham Nash

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Anniversary

It would be nice if education was free to everyone who wanted it, but thats not the world we live in. – Glenda Jackson

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Education