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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Everything seems fine until youre about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, its a funny thing, but Im an exception to that rule. – Martin Amis

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funny

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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funny

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

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funny

It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your portrayal of women. Even when I started out on The Office eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, its completely different. – Mindy Kaling

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funny

Random Quotes

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. – Herm Albright, quoted in Reader’s Digest, June 1995

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Films hard when you dont have any relationship with the director at all and you just show up. Then you really are just a gun for hire. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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This Congress is simply not doing its job under Republican leadership. – Jim Cooper

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