Steven Wright's Quote - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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