A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
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