Steven Wright's Quote - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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