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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, its just wonderful. – Francois Truffaut

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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