A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright