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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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Maybe we can show government how to operate better as a result of better architecture. Eventually, I think Chicago will be the most beautiful great city left in the world. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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Dreams can still come true you need a great deal of energy and determination, and a little bit of luck. – Stefano Gabbana

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To lead the people, walk behind them. – Lao-Tzu

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I heard the old, old, men say all thats beautiful drifts away, like the waters. – William Butler Yeats

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