A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley