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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

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Im not a believer in the pratfall. I dont think its funny just to have someone fall down. – Harold Ramis

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I also learned to be more confident, to trust my instincts more. – Lindsey Buckingham

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