I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger Category: funny
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters Category: funny
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle Category: funny
A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying. – John Burroughs Category: Failure
Sleep more at night. If its allowed at work or home, take a nap in the afternoon. Youll be amazed at how much better youll feel. – Ben Stein Category: Home
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Food
