Logo
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
funny
category

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
funny

I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

Category:
funny

Its funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. – Josh Lucas

Category:
funny

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I believe there is a moral sense and a global ethic that commands attention from people of every religion and every faith, and people of no faith. But I think whats new is that we now have the capacity to communicate instantaneously across frontiers right across the world. – Gordon Brown

Category:
Faith

I believe we have become paralyzed, paralyzed by our desire to be loved. Now our founding fathers had the wisdom to know that social acceptance and popularity were fleeing, and that this countrys principles needed to be rooted in strengths greater than the passions and the emotions of the times. – Chris Christie

Category:
Wisdom

Little more can reasonably be aimed at, with respect to the people at large, than to have them properly armed and equipped. – Alexander Hamilton

Category:
Gun Control

Its funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. – Liam Neeson

Category:
funny