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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

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