Phyllis Diller's Quote - Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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