Phyllis Diller's Quote - Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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