Phyllis Diller's Quote - Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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