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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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