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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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Phyllis Diller
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I dont really think about it as a regular person. – Liev Schreiber

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funny

Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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funny

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David

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funny

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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funny

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You stars that reigned at my nativity, whose influence hath allotted death and hell. – Christopher Marlowe

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Astrology

Once you understand this way, you will be able to make your room alive you will be able to design a house together with your family a garden for your children places where you can work beautiful terraces where you can sit and dream. – Christopher Alexander

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design

The fact is that America has been at her most prosperous when government and the private sector have been not at war, but in a wary, if often underplayed, alliance. History is unmistakable on this point. – Jon Meacham

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Government

Obamacare is a seriously flawed law that makes health care coverage less affordable, costs taxpayers more than advertised and fails to deliver on most of its other grand promises. – Fred Upton

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Health