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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. – Doris Lessing

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funny

Its funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. – Courteney Cox

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funny

Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

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funny

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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funny

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Whoever wants to understand much must play much. – Gottfried Benn

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Gigantic second and third growth trees are found in the redwoods, forming magnificent temple-like circles around charred ruins more than a thousand years old. – John Muir, “The American Forests,” August 1897

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Redwoods

Writers write. Dreamers talk about it. – Jerry B. Jenkins

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Dreams

There are people out there who want me to fail, who want Jude to fail, who want our relationship to fail. – Sadie Frost

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relationship