Phyllis Diller's Quote - Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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