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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isnt necessarily funny. – Seth Rogen

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Im not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, Ill be funny in real life. Its the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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The fans of The Hunger Games, of the book, are very passionate. Its funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up Cinna signs. – Lenny Kravitz

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The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder. – Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837

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I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for moneys sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, its just about a number. Its never been anything I understood. – Kevin Bacon

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