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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller

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