Jerry Seinfeld's Quote - A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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