A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. – Oliver Herford

A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. – Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. – Oliver Herford
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell