Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny. – Dan Stevens
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. – Cat Deeley
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. – Steve Coogan
Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. – Tippi Hedren
I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. – Ian Mcewan
What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. – Scott Hamilton
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies. – Nigella Lawson
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked. – Whoopi Goldberg
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. – Tobias Wolff
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. – Seth Rogen
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. – Seth Rogen
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon
Funny is funny is funny. – Bob Newhart
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. – Michael Morpurgo
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. – Samuel L. Jackson
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles
