Quote by Jeff Ross
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I f

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it doesnt go well. Either theyre a bad sport or Im not as funny as I could be. – Jeff Ross

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I think Jersey stands alone, and because Im from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. Ill make fun of what they look like, but Ill never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special. – Jeff Ross

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Im a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley. – Jeff Ross

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