Quote by Jeff Ross
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I f

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. – Jeff Ross

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Humor
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Jeff Ross
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When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. Thats a fact. – Jeff Ross

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Jealousy
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I think Jersey stands alone, and because Im from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. Ill make fun of what they look like, but Ill never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special. – Jeff Ross

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alone
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