There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. – Jean Baudrillard
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran
I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. – Lalu Prasad Yadav
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong
You need to be silly to be funny. – William Shatner
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. – Leonardo DiCaprio
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. – Jennifer Aniston
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. – Gertrude Stein
I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. – Petra Nemcova
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. – Katy Perry
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. – Katy Perry
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. – Susan Sontag
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp
