Quote by Jennifer Aniston
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enou

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

Other quotes by Jennifer Aniston

I have a lot of amazing women, you know, women in my life who have been an example for me of what not to do. – Jennifer Aniston

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I dont have a religion. I believe in a God. I dont know what it looks like but its MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural. – Jennifer Aniston

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Religion
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Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke

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funny

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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funny

Its a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. Weve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, weve explored some of the secondary characters personal lives a bit more. – Matt Groening

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

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funny

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I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship it just obviously wasnt right for me. – Portia de Rossi

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A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast. – George Herheri

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We have the ability to survive anything except ourselves. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife

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Philosophical

Todays preoccupation with physical theories of everything takes a wrong turn from the purpose of science – to question all things relentlessly. Modern physics has become like Swifts kingdom of Laputa, flying absurdly on an island above the earth and indifferent to what is beneath. – Robert Lanza

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