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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was fun

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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