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Quote by Demetri Martin
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was fun

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and its not offensive, its funny? – Christopher Walken

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The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, its on the house. – Richard Branson

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My mother was against me being an actress – until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. – Angie Dickinson

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr

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