I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin