Quote by Quentin Crisp
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp

Other quotes by Quentin Crisp

A gentleman doesnt pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Seduction
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It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Freedom
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know the third is that you cant think what to do with the long winter evenings. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Money
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I mean its funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but its not competitive like an election, its the Olympics, its not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. – Eddie Van Halen

Category:
funny

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis

Category:
funny

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
funny

Im never afraid to try something if I think its funny. And I know Ill regret it if I dont. – Seann William Scott

Category:
funny

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Do not confuse beauty with beautiful. Beautiful is a human judgment. Beauty is All. The difference is everything. – Matthew Fox

Category:
Beauty

In the light of our culture, these are not unreasonable questions and tactics, but if once again, we try to see the lens through which we look, we can see that there is far too great an emphasis placed on the future. – Alan Dundes

Category:
Future

Truth, when not sought after, rarely comes to light. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

Category:
Truth

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. – Jonathan Swift

Category:
Religion