Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp
Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses. – Quentin Crisp