Logo
Quote by Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. - Demetr

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Category:
Time
Author
Demetri Martin
Read Quote

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

Category:
Time
Author
Demetri Martin
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Mmmm… the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. Its a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, You had to be there. – Jack Dee

Category:
funny

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

Category:
funny

Its funny because its funny. – David Spade

Category:
funny

Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I cant give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. – Jordin Sparks

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. – Chinese Proverb

Category:
Jewelry

Watch the little things; a small leak will sink a great ship. – Benjamin Franklin

Category:
Wise Words

I dont believe in pessimism. If something doesnt come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think its going to rain, it will. – Clint Eastwood

Category:
Pessimism

Im hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, Id be pulling for him. – Hank Aaron

Category:
Home