Quote by Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. - Demetr

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if youre funny you will get over all of that. – Wanda Sykes

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Theyre great girls. Theyre very funny, theyre very smart, theyre fun to be with. Theyre very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, theyre very confident girls. – Laura Bush

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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

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Its a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do – youre proud of it – and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. – Kristen Stewart

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