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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. - Demetr

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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Money
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool
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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. – Colin Quinn

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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon

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I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

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God has no power over the past except to cover it with oblivion. – Pliny the Elder

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There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. – Charles Dickens

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To put up a show is to face lifes injustices with one of the few weapons available to a desperate and brave people, their imagination. – Luigi Barzini

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