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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. - Demetr

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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At the end of the day its got to be a good movie, its got to be a funny movie, and its got to make people think, Hey, I couldnt have spent my time any better. – Tom Hanks

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I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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Anything that wont sell, I dont want to invent. Its sale is proof of utility, and utility is success. – Thomas A. Edison

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