Quote by Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. - Demetr

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. Id come home and go to church and everybody would say, Oh, my God. Demetri, youre working at the White House. – Demetri Martin

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Home
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Time
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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funny

I have funny bones. If theres ever any kind of tension, Ill always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. – Matt LeBlanc

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funny

Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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funny

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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funny

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I like high impact movies. – Kathryn Bigelow

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movies

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. – George Berkeley

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Philosophy

In fact the experience at Oxford has really helped me later in life. – Imran Khan

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Experience

The tax on capital gains directly affects investment decisions, the mobility and flow of risk capital… the ease or difficulty experienced by new ventures in obtaining capital, and thereby the strength and potential for growth in the economy. – John F. Kennedy

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