Quote by Gertrude Stein
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. – Gertrude Stein

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An audience is always warming but it must never be necessary to your work. – Gertrude Stein

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That is what war is and dancing it is forward and back, when one is out walking one wants not to go back the way they came but in dancing and in war it is forward and back. – Gertrude Stein

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