Quote by Gertrude Stein
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing t

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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There aint no answer. There aint gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. Thats the answer. – Gertrude Stein

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I have declared that patience is never more than patient. I too have declared, that I who am not patient am patient. – Gertrude Stein

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