Quote by Gertrude Stein
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing t

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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The contemporary thing in art and literature is the thing which doesnt make enough difference to the people of that generation so that they can accept it or reject it. – Gertrude Stein

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Money is always there but the pockets change it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money. – Gertrude Stein

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Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so. – Gertrude Stein

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