Quote by Demetri Martin
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny ide

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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car
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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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Scrapbooking
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans

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I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla

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History is the only true teacher, the revolution the best school for the proletariat. – Rosa Luxemburg

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