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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny ide

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. Theres no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or youre finished. Its impossible to predict anything. – Colin Quinn

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I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. Its funny, when you look back at it, its one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on Homeland, there are no clear boundaries and enemies. – Matthew Rhys

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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Im smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. – Megan Fox

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And Im a believer that you take a negative and turn it into a positive, and as it turned out, it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. And so I do appreciate the Ranger staff and the Ranger organization for giving me that opportunity. – Nolan Ryan

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To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. – Confucius

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The resistance of policy-makers to intelligence is not just founded on an ideological presupposition. They distrust intelligence sources and intelligence officials because they dont understand what the real problems are. – Aldrich Ames

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