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Quote by Demetri Martin
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny ide

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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