If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni
This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club! – Vanessa Hudgens
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. – Rachel Weisz
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. – Tori Spelling
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman
Funny is funny. – Don Rickles
Memories are doing funny things to us. – Milos Forman
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. – Arthur Smith
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. – Drew Brees
Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine. – Flip Wilson
