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Quote by Lily Tomlin
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, f

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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