Quote by Hedy Lamarr
Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay

Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr

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I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they dont have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me. – Hedy Lamarr

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Analysis gave me great freedom of emotions and fantastic confidence. I felt I had served my time as a puppet. – Hedy Lamarr

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