Quote by Hedy Lamarr
Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay

Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

Other quotes by Hedy Lamarr

I have never seen a wrestling match or a prize fight, and I dont want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him. – Hedy Lamarr

Category:
Sports
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Some men like a dull life – they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it – its often catching. – Hedy Lamarr

Category:
Home
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The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didnt get a divorce for almost a year. – Hedy Lamarr

Category:
Marriage
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funny
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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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funny

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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funny

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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funny

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I have been to several wars to draw. I went to Vietnam. And made drawings in Vietnam during that period of the war there, and found that to be a very very sad situation. – Gerald Scarfe

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I never admire anothers fortune so much that I became dissatisfied with my own. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to Aprils breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round the world. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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