Quote by Hedy Lamarr
Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay

Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

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I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails. – Hedy Lamarr

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Mr. DeMilles theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women. The want to be taken, ruled, raped. That was his theory. – Hedy Lamarr

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One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise that he who has, gets. And I hope she gets a lot more. – Hedy Lamarr

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