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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on ho

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, Dont you want to have a normal job and a normal family? I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act. – Jennifer Aniston

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Jennifer Aniston
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One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day. – Jennifer Aniston

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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

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