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Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have

Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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Yes, Ive kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but thats it. I dont go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. – Paris Hilton

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