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Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have

Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun. – Paris Hilton

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I get along with guys most of my friends are guys. Its easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust. – Paris Hilton

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