Quote by Paris Hilton
Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have

Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun. – Paris Hilton

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I get along with guys most of my friends are guys. Its easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust. – Paris Hilton

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I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties in fact, Im the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, Im always working or promoting something. – Paris Hilton

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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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