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Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have

Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. Hes the one who got me to be a really big animal lover. – Paris Hilton

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