You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh
Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom. – Rush Limbaugh
There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and thats the media. – Rush Limbaugh
Militant feminists are pro-choice because its their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men. – Rush Limbaugh