Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

Other quotes by Rush Limbaugh

Barack Obamas enemies are the people who make this country work. Barack Obamas enemies are those who succeed. Those are the people whose income he wants to redistribute. Those are the people whose income he wants to take, using the power and the force of the federal government to do it. – Rush Limbaugh

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Government
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I know it when I dont know it. Sometimes I know it when I dont think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt. – Rush Limbaugh

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Trust
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and hes still as funny as hes ever been, and hes still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, Ill still be able to work. – Denis Leary

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I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isnt necessarily funny. – Seth Rogen

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funny

Thats a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, Dont go changing. Well, thats easy to say, but the fact is, you dont change at all – other people do. – Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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funny

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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funny

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For any new technology there is always controversy and there always some fear associated with it. I think thats just the price of being first sometimes. – Hugh Grant

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. – Author Unknown

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Retirement

It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said “Mate!” in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious. – A.A. Milne, Not That It Matters, 1919

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Games

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. – Walt Disney

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