Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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We are born to action and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first. – Rush Limbaugh

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power
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Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom. – Rush Limbaugh

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Wisdom
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Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever. – Rush Limbaugh

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Change
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I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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