Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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George W. Bush attended the intelligence briefing every day. Obama has not even attended half of them. He sends surrogates. That to me is significant. – Rush Limbaugh

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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. – Rush Limbaugh

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Women
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How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant – and if youre gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed? – Rush Limbaugh

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Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

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Im an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me thats not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. Thats all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them. – Dax Shepard

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funny

People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. Youre laughing one minute and youre crying the next and thats just life for me, and that is what people are like. – Sally Hawkins

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funny

I think its so funny when people think they cant control a movie star. They can. Were just women, you know. – Esther Williams

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funny

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When you love a man, he becomes more than a body. His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes, vanishes. He is rich and sweet and right. He is part of the world, the atmosphere, the blue sky and the blue water. – Gwendolyn Brooks

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Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your emergency savings. – Suze Orman

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Confidence doesnt come out of nowhere. Its a result of something… hours and days and weeks and years of constant work and dedication. – Roger Staubach

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