Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while hes president? I dont think its a coincidence. – Rush Limbaugh

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Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats new spending doesnt? Will someone please ask that? – Rush Limbaugh

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I think its always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. – Steve Coogan

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you dont have a sense of humor it just isnt funny anymore. – Wavy Gravy

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