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You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. – Rush Limbaugh

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The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. Its not change, and its not hope. – Rush Limbaugh

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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

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Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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