Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

Other quotes by Rush Limbaugh

It is Barack Obama who is at war with this country. Recent events prove it. This is not a cliche. Its not a figure of speech. Obama is at war with the U.S. economy. – Rush Limbaugh

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War
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I know it when I dont know it. Sometimes I know it when I dont think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt. – Rush Limbaugh

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Trust
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funny
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Come out is so funny to me because Ive never been in. – Adam Lambert

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funny

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

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funny

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

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funny

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

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funny

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I think that Hangover II is as funny as The Hangover I, honest to God, but I think that its a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher. – Todd Phillips

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funny

Poetry is the opening and closing of a door, leaving those who look through to guess about what is seen during the moment. – Carl Sandburg

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Poetry

A lot of my emotional issues come from dealing with the opposite sex. Ive come to terms with the fact that Ill be retired before I can finally enter into a healthy relationship. – Adam Levine

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relationship

Marriage! Nothing else demands so much of a man. – Henrik Ibsen

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Marriage