Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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The Republicans need to work on registration and getting out their vote and their early voters and absentees. Grassroots stuff. – Rush Limbaugh

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Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government. – Rush Limbaugh

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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