Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. – Rush Limbaugh

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Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government. – Rush Limbaugh

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Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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