Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Thats the definition of success for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective. – Rush Limbaugh

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Police and firefighters are great, but they dont create wealth. They protect it. Thats crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth. But they dont create the wealth themselves. – Rush Limbaugh

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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your portrayal of women. Even when I started out on The Office eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, its completely different. – Mindy Kaling

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Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

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I know people will think its funny because Ive done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up. – Jennifer Ellison

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Now that Im more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that Ive bad to become more aware of my body. Since Ive chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-Ive been used to it for years, so its no problem. And theres nothing I cant do. – Dana Hill

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funny

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