Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

Other quotes by Rush Limbaugh

Thats the definition of success for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective. – Rush Limbaugh

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Government
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The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. – Rush Limbaugh

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power
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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. – Rush Limbaugh

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Women
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Other Quotes from
funny
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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funny

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. – Howard Nemerov

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funny

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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funny

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. – Katy Perry

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funny

Random Quotes

Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends. – Aristotle

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Truth

I wanted to be a doctor that I might be able to work without having to talk because for years I had been giving myself out in words. – Albert Schweitzer

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work

Theres more to life than success, and if you can try to be more well-rounded, youll be able to enjoy your success more. It wont own you or control you. – Ricky Williams

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Success

I would also like to act, once in a while, but not get up every morning at 5:30 or six oclock and pound into the studio and get home at 7:30 or eight oclock at night, or act over and over and over every night on Broadway, either. – Jackie Cooper

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Morning