Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Thats the definition of success for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective. – Rush Limbaugh

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It is Barack Obama who is at war with this country. Recent events prove it. This is not a cliche. Its not a figure of speech. Obama is at war with the U.S. economy. – Rush Limbaugh

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Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. Were gonna have QE3. Were gonna print some more money. – Rush Limbaugh

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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong

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Im an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me thats not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. Thats all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them. – Dax Shepard

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Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

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Everybodys funny if you love them. – Anna Torv

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