Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

Other quotes by Rush Limbaugh

Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. Were gonna have QE3. Were gonna print some more money. – Rush Limbaugh

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Money
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Police and firefighters are great, but they dont create wealth. They protect it. Thats crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth. But they dont create the wealth themselves. – Rush Limbaugh

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great
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How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant – and if youre gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed? – Rush Limbaugh

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work
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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I think Bond the character is distinct: Hes British, he has a certain code that he lives by, hes incorruptible… hes a classical hero, but hes also fallible. He has inner demons, inner conflicts, and hes a romantic. – Barbara Broccoli

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