Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. – Rush Limbaugh

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power
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The people that make this country work, the people who pay on their mortgages, the people getting up and going to work, striving in this recession to not participate in it, theyre not the enemy. Theyre the people that hire you. Theyre the people that are going to give you a job. – Rush Limbaugh

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Its a funny thing – when Im crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! – Emily Giffin

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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov

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If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had gotten into the wrong grave. – Proverb

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My family was all born in Sicily and Im Italian-American. Theyre the real thing. Theyre authentic Italians, and honestly theyre the most open-minded, nicest people in the world and nothing can really offend them. Thats the way I think true Sicilians are. – Vinny Guadagnino

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You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it. – Miranda Richardson

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