Quote by Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used t

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Police and firefighters are great, but they dont create wealth. They protect it. Thats crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth. But they dont create the wealth themselves. – Rush Limbaugh

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great
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Militant feminists are pro-choice because its their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men. – Rush Limbaugh

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power
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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell

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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. – Joey Lauren Adams

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I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

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Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

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The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, Im going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America. – John McCain

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In a war everybody always knows all about Switzerland, in peace times it is just Switzerland but in war time it is the only country that everybody has confidence in, everybody. – Gertrude Stein

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In Afghanistan, there is a plan to build democracy hundreds of thousands of troops are protecting it. There is a plan to rebuild and reconstruct there. But many thousands of Americans die from violence and poverty every year and we dont have a plan for reconstruction at home. – Jesse Jackson

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I dont find it a struggle to maintain a healthy diet now as my palate has changed. I dont crave rich food. – Jennifer Ellison

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