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Quote by Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its ve

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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