Quote by Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its ve

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage
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If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

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Chocolate
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Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

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Age
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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

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funny

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. – Jason Segel

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funny

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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funny

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I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. – Jerome Dean

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A man of great memory without learning hath a rock and a spindle and no staff to spin. – George Herbert

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The mind is like a richly woven tapestry in which the colors are distilled from the experiences of the senses, and the design drawn from the convolutions of the intellect. – Carson McCullers

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design

Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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funny