Quote by Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its ve

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tasted it, and found it good.
That is why your Cousin May
fell through the parlor floor today. – Ogden Nash

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