Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. – Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
The clouds were drifting over the moon at their giddiest speed, at one time wholly obscuring her, at another, suffering her to burst forth in full splendor and shed her light on all the objects around; anon, driving over her again, with increased velocity, and shrouding everything in darkness. – Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers