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Quote by Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its ve

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

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