Quote by Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its ve

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. – Ridley Scott

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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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Some people would have us love, or rather obey God, chiefly because he outbids the devil. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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