A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. – Herbert B. Prochnow
Dieters live life in the fasting lane. – Author unknown
As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. – Chauncey M. Depew
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876
The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. – Mervyn Deitel
Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. – Author unknown
I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme
When you lose food as a friend, you may miss it at first but soon you will see all the things it was taking away from you. – Laura Houssain
I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves. – Author unknown
History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today. – Harold MacMillan
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. – Tom Wilson
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Gluttony is not a secret vice. – Orson Welles
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. – Jean Kerr
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles
The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. – Peggy Ryan
Never eat more than you can lift. – Miss Piggy
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. – H.S. Leigh
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. – Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave
