More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. – John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society Category: Dieting
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan Category: funny
My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. Hes a tough, tough guy. When I was 15 we had a fight, and I didnt speak to him for 10 years. – Larry Elder Category: dad