Quote by Orson Welles
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles

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Personally, I dont like a girlfriend to have a husband. If shell fool her husband, I figure shell fool me. – Orson Welles

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