Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. – Dan Bennett
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse
I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. – Robert Quillen
