Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels. – Author unknown
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. – Dawn French
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. – Author unknown
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister
Life itself is the proper binge. – Julia Child
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. – Author unknown
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. – Author unknown
Dieting is wishful shrinking. – Author unknown
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. – Plutarch