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Dieting

Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels. – Author unknown

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. – Dawn French

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. – Author unknown

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister

Life itself is the proper binge. – Julia Child

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. – Author unknown

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. – Author unknown

Dieting is wishful shrinking. – Author unknown

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. – Plutarch

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

Where do you go to get anorexia? – Shelley Winters

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. – Proverb

I think I just ate my willpower. – Author unknown

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. – Author unknown

I am a nutritional overachiever. – Author unknown

Instead of focusing on which unhealthy foods to eat less of, concentrate on which healthy foods to eat more of. – Author unknown

Dieting is not a piece of cake. – Author unknown

Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. – Author unknown