The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. – Author unknown

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. – Herbert B. Prochnow

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. – Author unknown