I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott Category: Dieting
I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme Category: Dieting
Music is everybodys possession. Its only publishers who think that people own it. – John Lennon Category: Music
Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up in our politics and say definite things which mean something, or whether we shall always go on using generalities to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little. – Eleanor Roosevelt Category: Politics
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart Category: Laughter
