As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. – Chauncey M. Depew Category: Dieting
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles Category: Dieting
I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme Category: Dieting
I could wake up six in the morning, go downstairs and record. I learned how to use ProTools and everything. Whenever I felt it, I could record. – Beanie Sigel Category: Morning
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck Category: Time
In selling as in medicine, prescription before diagnosis is malpractice. – Tony Alesandra Category: Shopping
