A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. – Herbert B. Prochnow Category: Dieting
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – Author unknown Category: Dieting
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen Category: Punishment
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness. – Nancy Mitford Category: Family