I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck