I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck