I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
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