I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck