The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry