The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry