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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. – Robert Quillen

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Dieting

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. – Dawn French

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Dieting

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. – Lewis C. Henry

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Dieting

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles

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Dieting

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There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. – Harry Crews

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Broken Hearts

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. – Anton Chekhov

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Trust

Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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Alcohol

I dont think that anyone seriously fears that the world can be blown to pieces all together. But what one can fear and rightly so are regional things, like in the Middle East, India, Pakistan, the Korean Peninsula, borders in Africa, etc. – Hans Blix

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Fear