Quote by Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Dieting
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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. – Jean Kerr

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Dieting

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – Author unknown

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Dieting

I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott

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Dieting

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love

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Dieting

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Clear clutter. Make space for you. – Magdalena Vandenberg, Minnie Moo: The Extraordinary Adventures of an Ordinary Ca

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Clutter

Its cool to go to a place that has posters up and its one night only. It feels more special. – Todd Barry

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cool

I spent a lot of years just learning my craft and falling down in front of the camera. – Thomas Jane

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Learning

Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is – it is her shadow. – Ambrose Bierce

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Truth