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I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme

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In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. – Stephen Phillips

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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. – Jean Kerr, “Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall,” The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

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Dieting

Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels. – Author unknown

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Dieting

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

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Dieting

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In my own life, I decided to leave meat off my plate in medical school, but was a bit slow to realise that dairy products and eggs are not health foods either. – Neal Barnard

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