I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour
A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. – Author Unknown
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. – Scottish Proverb
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more. – H.L. Mencken
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey
The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown
Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. – Don Marquis
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein
Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. – Rita E. Torres
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935
