The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets Category: Alcohol
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown Category: Alcohol
The most beautiful things in the universe are the starry heavens above us and the feeling of duty within us. – Proverb Category: Duty
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mothers hand making sure I was settled in bed. – Paul Engle Category: Christmas