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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade &mdas

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. Its like anything else. Its a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. – Ron White

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I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. – Graham Greene

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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