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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

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Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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