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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White

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Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White

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