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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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This is Scott Fitzgerald: very romantic writer—big with English majors, college girls, nymphomaniacs… – Woody Allen, Sleeper, 1973

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In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without passport whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers. – Herman Melville

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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. – Herb Caen

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I have never for one instant seen clearly within myself. How then would you have me judge the deeds of others? – Maurice Maeterlinck

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