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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. – Big Bang Theory, “The Agreement Dissection” (season 4, episode 21, original aird

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I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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