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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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