Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies
Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. – Ambrose Bierce
If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831
Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink. – Seán Ó Faoláin
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. – Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown
Vodka is just awesome water. – Author Unknown
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets
