The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats

Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. – Big Bang Theory, “The Agreement Dissection” (season 4, episode 21, original aird

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K