I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr Category: Alcohol
Sobriety is either the love of health, or an incapacity for debauch. – François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680) Category: Alcohol
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, its just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round. – Cindy Margolis Category: thanksgiving
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken Category: Marriage
A peace is of the nature of a conquest for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser. – William Shakespeare Category: Nature
