One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber Category: Alcohol
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats Category: Alcohol
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935 Category: Alcohol
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Some who will not speak against another, in the end does them harm. – Proverb Category: Reform, Correction
Im a competitive person and I love the challenge of mastering new things. – Sasha Cohen Category: Sports
You don’t understand anything until you learn it more than one way. – Marvin Minsky Category: Learning
