One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber Category: Alcohol
Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Alcohol
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett Category: Cats
Yes, I worry that somebody will discover the truth about me — and not tell me what it is. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Self-Discovery
Humor is everywhere, in that theres irony in just about anything a human does. – Bill Nye Category: Humor
