Quote by Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

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Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is. – Philip Rosenthal & Mike Royce, Everybody Loves Raymond, “Not So Fast” (seaso

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca

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