Henny Youngman's Quote - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henn

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it…. Prevention is better than cure. – Thomas Love Peacock, Melincourt, 1817

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If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831

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I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

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