Henny Youngman's Quote - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henn

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

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If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831

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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Random Quotes

Death twitches my ear. “Live,” he says, “I am coming.” – Virgil, Minor Poems, Copa

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In a dark moment I ask, “How can anyone bring a child into this world?” And the answer rings clear, “Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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When pleasure interferes with business, give up business. – Proverb

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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, its just the opposite. – John Kenneth Galbraith

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