Henny Youngman's Quote - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henn

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. – Graham Greene

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Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place. – Frederic Bastiat

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