Henny Youngman's Quote - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henn

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown

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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey

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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown

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The future is purchased by the present. – Samuel Johnson

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Anybody who comes to the cinema is bringing theyre whole sexual history, their literary history, their movie literacy, their culture, their language, their religion, whatever theyve got. I cant possibly manipulate all of that, nor do I want to. – David Cronenberg

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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night. – Edgar Allan Poe

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We believe a renewed commitment to limited government will unshackle our economy and create millions of new jobs and opportunities for all people, of every background, to succeed and prosper. Under this approach, the spirit of initiative – not political clout – determines who succeeds. – Paul Ryan

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