Quote by Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Anniversary
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The bride and groom — May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love. – Minna Thomas Antrim, A Book of Toasts, 1902

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Knowledge is true opinion. – Plato

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It is not enough to be industrious; so are the ants. What are you industrious about? – Henry David Thoreau, letter to H.G.O. Blake, 16 November 1857

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