Henny Youngman's Quote - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henn

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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