Henny Youngman's Quote - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henn

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman

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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. – Horace Hutchinson

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Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink. – SeÃ¡n Ã“ FaolÃ¡in

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