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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henn

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. – Rita E. Torres

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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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Meditate. Live purely. Be quiet. Do your work with mastery. Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds! Shine. – Buddha

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Sexiness, particularly in movies, is the chess game in the Thomas Crown Affair. Its, its, I dont know, but Faye Dunaway comes up a lot in that thinking. Its the subtlety of sexiness. The moment you try to be sexy, then its not. – Daniel Craig

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I was vegetarian for a long time, and in the last four years I started eating chicken and fish. I feel like it really built up my strength a lot. – Laura Wilkinson

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Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception. – George Orwell

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