I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. – William Arthur Ward Category: Admin Asst Day
Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. – Author Unknown Category: Black Friday Shopping
The art of life is the art of avoiding pain; and he is the best pilot, who steers clearest of the rocks and shoals with which it is beset. – Thomas Jefferson Category: Pain
Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times. – Winston Churchill Category: Politics
