I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson Category: Alcohol
Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: Alcohol
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill Category: Alcohol
The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. – Carl Rogers Category: Change
Ive never been very successful in a monogamous relationship, but Im looking forward to the day when I can assume that responsibility. – Don Johnson Category: relationship
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy Category: Insurance