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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suici

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca

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Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats

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I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more. – H.L. Mencken

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