Quote by P.G. Wodehouse
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. - P.G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

Other quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse

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Dieting
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Age
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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it…. Prevention is better than cure. – Thomas Love Peacock, Melincourt, 1817

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Alcohol

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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Alcohol

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Alcohol

Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. – Ambrose Bierce

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Alcohol

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But the mechanics of learning to throw your voice are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism. – Jeff Dunham

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The dilemma of modern medicine, and the underlying central flaw in medical education and, most of all, in the training of interns, is the irresistible drive to do something, anything. It is expected by patients and too often agreed to by their doctors, in the face of ignorance. – Lewis Thomas

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Since the dawn of time, there has been one truth about men: if they can toss it, pass it, dribble it, or throw it — they will. – The Middle, “The Sinkhole” (season6, episode6, original airdate 2014 November 12

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Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. – Author Unknown

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