Quote by P.G. Wodehouse
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. - P.G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

Other quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Fate
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The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured coziness. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Tea
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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse

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Dieting
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. – Ambrose Bierce

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Alcohol

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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Alcohol

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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Alcohol

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard

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Alcohol

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I have no physical courage, Ive asked for a double. – Catherine Deneuve

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I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax? – Jackie Kennedy

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