Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse
Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? – P.G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse
Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? – P.G. Wodehouse
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson