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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. - P.G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

Other quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Fate
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P.G. Wodehouse
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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Butterflies
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P.G. Wodehouse
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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Alcohol

I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

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Alcohol

If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831

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Alcohol

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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Alcohol

Random Quotes

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth. – Mark Van Doren

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Humor

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair. – Bernard Williams

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Women

The author, as a rule, dearly loves every line of his work, from the first stroke down to the dotlet on the i, and certainly has a right to it. – Gustav Boehm, “A Discourse on Title Page Composition,” in The Inland Printer (Ch

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Writing

We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Education