Quote by P.G. Wodehouse
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. - P.G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

Other quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Cats
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Alcohol

I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson

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Alcohol

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