W.C. Fields's Quote - A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

Other quotes by W.C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink. – SeÃ¡n Ã“ FaolÃ¡in

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