W.C. Fields's Quote - A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. – W.C. Fields

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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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