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Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. – Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson

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