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Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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