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Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. – Author Unknown

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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