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Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

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