A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves — such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. – Albert Einstein, “What I Believe,” Forum and Century, 1930