A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields