A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields