Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

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