Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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