Quote by W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. – Horace Hutchinson

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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. – Scottish Proverb

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