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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to tha

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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