Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. – Kin Hubbard
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in Gods path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. – Kin Hubbard