We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. – Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. – Will Rogers
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. – Will Rogers
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers
The best way out of a difficulty is through it. – Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. – Will Rogers
There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. – Will Rogers
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers
