There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers