There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. – Will Rogers