Quote by Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democra

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers

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The more you observe politics, the more youve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. – Will Rogers

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Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers

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